Help Wanted:

The Yankees starting pitchers have yet to go beyond 4 innings. First week...she's a cruel bitch. Steve Phillips is probably already prepared to say the Yankees need to panic on Baseball Tonight. Why not? Bill Simmons is already saying the Yankees need to be afraid of the Red Sox after Daisuke Matsuzaka struck out 10 Royals. That's right, we're already crowning him as a "scary muthafuka" (my words, not his) after he dominated a team *I* could probably strike out at least 5 times. On top of that, the Cardinals have yet to win, the Mets are unbeaten, cats and dogs are living together...MASS HYSTERIA!